Well, let the huggin' begin.
I commented a while back that I felt so bad for the people deceived by the May 21sters and that I just wanted to be there on May 22 to give them a big ol' hug and tell them The Truth. I think we had a few others volunteer. Sign up here.
I saw some one's comment saying "Don't feel bad, Harold, we're all wrong sometimes, it's not the end of the world..."
So great. Wish I'd said it.
So I procured a few unmentionables. Now I am all about some hand-me-downs and second hand treasures, but come on ladies. There IS a line. A definite bold line. And it is most assuredly crossed by giving your granddaughter in law something her mother in law could have been conceived in. *shudder gag shudder*
Again. I give you time to hurl. I'll be here, go ahead.
That's it. Get it all out. It's okay. You can't help it.
Later, a rather well rounded gentleman from our telephone company came to finish up some work they are doing around here. He tried pretty hard to extract his lungs from his body through his esophagus, but they obviously wouldn't budge. About the time I decided I needed to see if he was in need of medical attention, he got quiet.
Great. I hate it when people keel over in the driveway. Quite an inconvenience.
Thankfully, he was in fact alive and seemingly much better.
In all seriousness, I am in a big funk. I hate sin, especially when it's mine. I'd much rather just complain about other people's. But not today. Have to deal with mine. Poo.
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You? Hug? BWAAAHAAAhahahahaha...
Did you hear? The rapture has been postponed till October.
http://watchermeetup.50.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9234
October works for me! :-)
Sheesh, Mrs. Jennifer, how many times do folks have to get stood up in their Sunday best outfits before they find another pastor who won't get his 15 minutes of fame leading them down the primrose path?
Glad the old guy didn't croak in your driveway!
Exactly what was grandma's garment, a black nighty? or one of those old fashioned full body girdles? lacy garter belt? Whooo, hooo, hooo!:)
We are totally in agreement regarding babies/holidays/babies.
We may be in agreement about the Buttermilk Syrup, too. I'll have to let you know.
Talk to you later.
If only we could now have a picture of those unmentionables, but that would be going too far, I know.
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