I had such a fun time Saturday at the panty party. The bride got some, um, great? stuff - I'm sorry, it's just really hard to properly describe someone elses sex clothes.
We laughed until our cheeks hurt. It's so great to finally have a place to blurt out complete inappropriateness. Which we all did. I swear, it was like a men's locker room. I mean probably not really. They are tons worse I'm sure, but it's the way we all want to pretend they are.
So I'm totally on to several conspiracies lately. Conspiracy #1: Toothpaste. Toothpaste manufacturers make the opening a lot bigger than they did way back in the day. That way we use more, have to buy more, and - dun dun duh! - they make more money! Aha! Busted!
Conspiracy #2: Saline solution for contacts. You know how it's "so nice" that they put new contact case in the box of solution? Well, those cases are way deeper than they need to be so that, what? Yes. I'll unconsciously fill it to the top, using more saline and - dun dun duh! they make more money.
Oh I am SO on to you Mr. Manufacturer and I am beating you at your own game. Heh heh heh, take that sucka!
Okay so I'll leave you with some utter cuteness. The sister of the bride made the amazing cake and these awsomely fantastic thong cookies. How talented is she??
Hiney's in thongs! How funny is that?! Don't you love the one at the top with the tramp stamp!?
6 comments:
Those cookies are too funny!
I am not sure if i would be able to eat one of those cookies lol
Wow! I never thought about the contact solution or toothpaste thing! I'm gonna have to be more careful from now on!
I have no words for those cookies. I am with Bethany.
I love the inappropriateness of lingerie parties!! And I have never seen cuter butt cookies in my entire life.
I am loving the cookies. Some people are SO creative. I wonder if they could make some "granny panty" cookies for my 49th birthday coming up!
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