For the Love

Oh how I am all about the love of random. Randomness for sure makes the world go 'round.

Yesterday in Brandon's grandmother's pantry we saw cocnut chocolate frosting, canned fish steaks (?!), apple preserves, and cheese garlic biscuit mix.

Score! It made my day (high pitch voice) awesome.

This morning I turn on the news, and I see The Reverend Jesse Jackson (say it again as fast as you can - it's the only way).

Score! Surely this will make my day wonderful. Alas, I was so correct.

I have always wondered what exactly he is the reverend of and I do believe it is random. He must be the reverend of the First United Randomness Church.

He was here in my great home state fighting for the rights of Bingo!!
FAN-TAB-ULOUS! Love it!

Bingo! Like it's a mistreated little kitty cat that needs a home! Ha! It was great!

He was in front of a group of people having them repeat after him all these random sentences. It was the best day of my life. A random brainwashing!! Brilliant! Why haven't I thought of that?!

How I tried to get some paper and write down all these random little nuggets for you. Maybe it's on YouTube...

Anyhoo...repeat after me:

Jennifer is the Queen of the Universe.
I like ice cream.
Have I paid my phone bill?
What's that smell?
I wonder what Brangelina's doing right now...