Saturday, December 18, 2010

New Techniques

I am beat. Just beat. We got back from Tennessee yesterday. We came home on the "scenic route". Can I just tell you we saw some for reals mountain people. I mean for reals. I think it could definitely be counted as a school day. I was glad we didn't have car troubles.

While there we found that Schyler's new stay up technique is a simple question,"Can I read my Bible?"

I'm telling you, we are dealing with a professional here.

Of course I am always looking for ways to be a good submissive wife, so I always responded with,"Ask your Dad." I told you. Aren't I good? You wish you were me.

Then he would get all tongue tied and stutter and look at me and ask how he was supposed to be the parent that says no to that!?! NO! You can not read your Bible. Now go to bed.

He's had a lot of that lately, poor guy. The other day (which as you know, is any day other than today) he pulled over a lady for speeding, and she was carrying a statue of what was supposed to be Jesus. Now how are you going to write a ticket to someone carrying Jesus all buckled up in their lap?

6 comments:

heidileanne said...

Schyler is brilliant. She would get to stay up if it were me. I'd have no willpower to say no to that! :)

Kayla said...

What?? The lady was speeding with Jesus in the car! Did she think the statue made her invincible or something. :D

Jill said...

Tell her that Jesus got up early in the morning to pray. No where does it say he stayed up late...

MamaHen said...

Okay, I think Jill has the best answer. Get up early Baby Girl. What would Jesus do?

Bethany said...

LOL Schyler is so funny.

Mollie said...

Ya think Jesus would have approved of the speeding? I mean, Christ did say, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" - follow the law.
Now, send hubby back out there with a ticket book.
(grin)