You may not but you should...

Okay peeps, I hope you all know that I totally kid about a lot of stuff. I always think that everyone here thinks the same way I do and understands the tone I may use or my facial expressions, but you may not. As per my last post, I seriously am okay with having one child. I really hope no one takes it as grumbling.

I do have one dirty little secret to share. And friends, it is literally dirty.

I will try to keep it anonymous.

SO a certain person I *ahem* know will hang up her...or his - you never know. Anyways, the washcloth after a shower so it will dry a little. Then, when next shower comes up it has dried a little and I, oh I mean she, will put it in the dirty clothes and it won't get everything soaking wet and yuckified. Retrieve new washcloth (not rag -you know who you are) wash, rinse, repeat.

Okay. So now. That certain person's husband, or um, spouse - no lie oh my word, brace yourself- will... just use whatever washcloth is in there hanging up!! That's already been used people!! Do you understand what this means!?! Dare I say??? He could be washing his face with butt!! He may as well be wiping butt all over his face!! For the love.

His reasoning was, get this - it's "self cleaning". You put soap all over it and then rinse it out, i.e.:clean.

Well.

That's just not the way it works.

Please people, do not suggest the pouf. I shudder at the thought.