Job Opening

I have good news! I know the economy is really bad and all. Even though, weird thing, I see "Help Wanted" signs everywhere I go. Hmmm...

So anyhoo - with the bad economy - if you know any idiots, I have the perfect job for them. Our local bank seems to be the grand primo locale for your everyday, run-of-the-mill idiot.

I found this helpful tidbit out today when I had to stop by to sort out a problem, which turned out to be their fault.

I talked to the nice lady at the desk.

She stared.

And stared.

Then she walked it over to the little cubicle next to her and the two of them stared together.

Then they called over another lady and the three of them stared together.

At one point one lady put her hot pink french manicured press-ons in her mouth at which I instantaneously shuddered and hoped she at least used hand sanitizer.

Oh don't worry. The staring contest is still going. It's going to be close.

Eventually they called a higher up who told them what happened and what to do about it.

They had to call her back and ask again.

Then they stared a little longer...then they fixed the problem.