Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Plague

Oh man, have I got some horrible form of the plague. I am probably going to need a free diagnosis (hint, hint Nurse Aunt). Poor Nurse Aunt...every time she comes to town we line up with our rashes and snot-nosed kids.

But really guys, I think I have shingles, but I don't want to pay the doctor $20 to tell me I have what I suspected and there is nothing he can do for me. Either that, or I have poison ivy in which case I already have a prescription for that and he'll tell me keep doing what I am already doing. Are any of you guys feeling me on this?

The thing is, if kids can get chicken pox from people who have shingles, I have already exposed about 20 four year olds. Sorry. Umm, if you hear anything about a pandemic of chicken pox in my area...this conversation never happened.

1 comment:

MamaHen said...

Jennifer, this is Aunt MamaHen, you elderly aunt. GO TO THE DOCTOR. Find out what you have and then don't come over here until it is gone. (said in the most loving auntly way of course)