Okay, so my favorite girl is only four, right? She'll be five this month, but I'm holding on for dear life, but anyway...
She recently informed me that I am not allowed to say "totally", only kids and my much cooler cousins can. What!?! I mean, she is FOUR for crying out loud. When did I suddenly become so not hip. So keep in mind the fact that I feel like such a dud (yes I know I just doubled it by using the word "dud").
Today we stopped by Target [insert band of angels singing] and I picked up a really cute pair of dark red perfect heels that were 75% off - yes, I know 75! Practically free! So I'm thinking how cute they will be with black and grey when my favorite girl - using the term losely at this point - says,
"Oh mom, you can NOT get those. Those shoes are SMOKIN' HOT."
I'm sorry, WHAT?!? I can't get them because they ARE smokin' hot. And wait a minute...smokin' hot?? Since when do you say things like smokin' hot!! I mean I own an iPod for heaven's sake, doesn't that automatically make me crazy awesome?! The people on the commercials are so fab!
Did I mention the above happened on the day that ny favorite nephew's mom let a mortified gasp and demanded I stop only to proclaim,
"I see a grey hair, should I pull it?"
Um, no. But thanks anyway.
Well, I guess I better cut it short tonight. I need to go do laundry so my ultra high mom jeans will be clean and I'll have a fresh zip up cardigan with pictures of cats on it to wear tomorrow.
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I hate to be the first adult to verify this, but you are old.
From personal experience I can tell you that you stop being cool when your children can communicate with others their age. You are doubly in jepardy because your child, my favorite granddaughter, can communicate with anyone. Also, before she crushes you further fab was old when I was young.
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