Okay. I will never try to fool you into thinking that I am the brightest bulb. There are, like, a trabillionty things I don't get. Translation: This list may not be that out there for you.
1. We went on a field trip to Whole Foods the other day. While waiting I was able to do some serious people watching.
I saw one flowy skirt natural girl walk out with her cart full of organics and...what?
Light up. Ummmmm HU-LLOOOO.
Yep. Maybe they were all natural fair trade cigarettes?
-Organic food + cigs = don't get
2. Schyler and I ran (I use that term loosely) a 5K today. There was a girl there working, wearing flip flops. Totally okay. I can deal. Love flips.
Her toes made me dry heave.
I can NOT deal with that. Just put some shoes on and spare us sister.
-Nastified toes + flips = don't get
3. On a serious note (I know, what?), what is up with the oil mess. How is it that there are no boycotts, protests, etc.? Why did the BP down the road still have a car at every pump? Where are all the global warming peeps?
Seriously. We risked a fine when building if we didn't get a barrier up in time to keep mud from washing down the road. Really? I mean REALLY!?!
I have a few things to say about a few leaders, but I won't. I want too. But I won't. I know! It's my blog! I can say what I want! I'm such a pansy.
-big fat mess + no consequences = don't get
4. My computer monitor was messed up all week. We tried everything to fix it. This morning, I unplugged it and plugged it into a different socket. Aaaahhhh.
-Me + having no business owning any kind of technology = don't get
So now I leave it to you. I have to go buy chicken feed, which Brandon is just mortified over. I would wonder why, but that man knows me all to well. There are certain tasks that are so simple, yet I can manage to find a way to make it THE most difiicult.
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You and Wendy and your chicken feed. Girl, I don't get all that stuff either. Let me know if you figure it all out.
hmmmmmmm.
I'm with you. On all of it. Except there was this 99 year old lady at the pool this weekend in a bathing suit - i mean literally she was the OLDEST PERSON I have EVER seen in a swimsuit, and even looked graceful in it. I could imagine that she was very graceful in the...1920's. Anyway. Except for her toenails. They were exactly what you would expect to see on a 95 year old lady, but because I was so impressed that she was in a swimsuit in the pool at 95 years old, I let it pass.
Because I'm nice like that.
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