"The girls" got skillz

You know I love a deal. I got Brandon hooked last week. You know, when we went to Publix for our date.

He watched my mad coupon skillz (I am so street)in action.

We picked up 12 items for 11 bucks - which included milk and 12 rolls of Charmin toilet paper. I specifically told you those things because I like to brag.

So this week is going to be good for deals.

Why, you ask?

Because "m'ladies" have this little issue. Something about fibers or cysts, holding water, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah. Sometimes, like all ladies do, they retain water. And not for the reason you may be thinking, either. Just at random times.

So anyway when they fill up with water, let me tell you. Gifts rain down from heaven. I mean it is TOTALLY painful, but come on - free stuff!! Free stuff!!

Don't worry. I have a standing scrip for lasics and after a couple of days I take a couple and it's all over. But for a brief moment I am a porn star, er, um, princess.

Oh double bonus! I don't even have to worry about whether or not I have played out the doghouse! I am SO going to "rack up".