Hu-lar-i-ous

Oh I could not waste a minute! I am literally laughing out loud right now! And I'm all by myself, which makes me a touch on the creepy side...

So anyhoo...I know, I know. I do not have one single solitary romantic bone in my body. I know it's ridiculous, I'm a girl, but I am sorry. Romance makes me absolutely bust a gut. I was at a wedding once where the groom performed a love song he wrote for his bride. Oh my goodness ya'll, I was practically ushered out. Pitiful.

Okay so I don't watch a lot of TV, but I catch things every once in a while to stay somewhat in tune with what's going on in the world. So I've never watched The Bachelorette, so I caught it tonight!!

Oh the comedy!!

I swear, the girl...oh dear. Speaking of blessing someones heart.

The girl kept crying about this guy who was leaving saying, "oh how could you do this to me?! I've given up everything to be here!"

I'm sorry, wha.....

How could he do what? Give up his five minutes of fame? Give up the chance to travel to places a "retail manager" doesn't even know exists? Give up the chance to launch his modeling/acting career?

Puuuleeease girl. Dry it up.

And you've given up everything? What? Your job? Please. For the love. You're like, ten years old. You'll get another job. Go build yourself a lemonade stand. At least that would be respectable.

And then the other two guys are smiling like I don't know what because they got the magical mystical rose. Um, Huuulloooo!! Anybody home??? Does anybody even care for one second that you may not be getting a rose if the other guy's other girlfriend hadn't told him he better quit and come home or she was cutting him off?

I think my IQ just went down a couple of points.

Anyway, laughing is good for your liver or something so I'm good there. Give and take. Give and take.


*Okay so I know some of you are so mad at me right now cause I'm hatin' on the Bachelorette. Hey, if you love that faux blondie keep on lovin'!! No foul! I'm just way to practical. I just can't get into reality TV. I just can't convince myself that it's real. We can still be friends, right?*