A semi-post.

SO I'm in there cutting up a semi-boneless ham for our lunch - okay do you know how bad stuff like that gets all up on my nerve ('cause I got just one good one left)? Mmmm semi? Either it has a bone or it doesn't. Make up your mind. Is it like being semi-pregnant? Or semi-married? Although some of you may argue with that one, sorry, I ain't buying. You is or you isn't.

But that's just me. You know how I have a love for the way we repackage things. I'm not sinning by my lack of self control, I'm just dramatic. It's not sin, it's an addiction. A disease. Well, it may be, but honey it's still sin. And I should know because I've got puuuulenty of it.

Did anyone read this article on the benefits of coffee? Oh I didn't read it either, I know the benefits of coffee. It's just great when someone finally agrees with me on something.

*okay update- I did go skim over it, had to make sure I wasn't sending you to something bad, and as usual, I'm right. Two cups of coffee every morning rocks.

Okay, now. Let's get to the nitty gritty. Did you read this article? It is really so sad. This woman decided she didn't want to be a mother anymore. Her words were "full time mother". You know this kind of goes back to being semi something. You either are or you aren't honey and guess what? You are.

I mean I know this happens all the time. People use drugs and give up their kids, people drink and give up their kids. But see, with this lady it's okay - because she's "successful". Do you see the double standards of the world? I mean do ya'?? Or is it just me?

Well, anyway...[flattening hair while my face returns to it's natural color] you ladies have a great day. I am going to go don an apron and bake some flippin' cookies.