Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Again, and again, and again.

I hate to say it again but it is cooold.



It has not stopped these kids from playing outside though. My poor Grandmother-in-law has about worried herself to death over it. She just knows that they are certainly going to die from playing outside during the winter. I just don't know how you northerners do it. I guess you stay on the verge of death constantly. How sad.


I would like to tell my Granny thank you for all the embroidery floss she gave to me. Especially the red. That is wrapped around the cardboard. That has a picture of a naked woman giving herself a breast examination on it. That my daughter saw first...and screamed. It's okay, we had a talk and I explained what was going on. Now her favorite question to ask is if you have examined your breasts because you could have cancer.

*sigh*

So I got told the other day. Flat out told. It was quite comical, the way I was judging someone for being judgmental! Ha! How nice. Ahhh, but I have that right, correct? Me being all spiritually elite and all. Yep. [suspender snap] It's a hard and heavy hat to carry around.




Well If the hat part is true, it's only because I have a big ol' head that I seemingly enjoy banging against the wall.



I swear. Judging someone...for judging. Hullloooo.



The sweet thing was, the girl whom God used to bring it to my attention (I'll leave you nameless, lest I contaminate you with my pridefulness. However, my compliments to your Mom.) was completely oblivious to all this. She wasn't trying to rebuke me in any way. It was just her response. She just truthfully and kindly pointed out that the poor girl didn't have all the facts and she was the one missing out.



There now. Isn't that kindhearted?



Oh but me. Oh nooooooo. I was all blahblah blah, nya nya, mimimimi. (Those are my ugly talk noises, you know, when I mock myself for being dumb.)



Y'all, please. Don't be like me. Be like Jesus.

3 comments:

Alice said...

That is funny..about the cardboard..
And cold! I hear ya, it's 14 degrees here now..brrr.

Rachel said...

Oh, you're so silly.

And wow - the cardboard. Ali would just assume she was getting her milk out for her baby.

Bethany said...

LOL suspender snap!! I love reading your blog.